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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Lawyering

Lawyering

Summer is a good time to bust on lawyers
because that is when they always take their vacations.
This is one strategy in my how to drive a lawyer crazy book.
I have not written it yet, and may never get to finish,
but here is the opening poem:

Lawyering
Back and forth they go
Poor folks suffer losing time
Property all gone

Believe me, this single poem is the most succinct way to see what lawyering is.
(it is not in the dictionary, for one thing).

Lesson 1.
In opposing a lawyer,
The first lesson is to determine what religious affiliation they are
and then you will know their vacation schedule.
Next, file the big motions right before a vacation.

stay tuned for more hints...........

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