Cyborg Monday

Cyborg Monday

We are Cyborgs,

Buying Stuff with Money,

Legions spending Allegiance,

To the God of Gold.

May I resist

The meager offerings,

The false bargains,

The Glittering Gold sucking plastics,

Next year's rummage sale items,

Merry Christmas,

You're broke.

Cyber Monday

Cyber Monday

Shopping 4 Christmas is
Not everybody's bag.

Some don't even celebrate,
Not their belief, not their tag.

But if you hate 2 shop,
and need some gifts,
There's Cyber Monday,
Get your lists.

No gas, no pushing,
Not a single rude cashier,
Log on, keep track,
The tax man wants in here.

Was a time,
When shopping with Mom,
I held up a sweater,
She oohed and ah'd

Those days have been gone for many long years,
Shop virtually,
It's progress
The future is here.