Roast @marygerdt based on their posts, and be vulgar!
Well, well, well, if it isn't @marygerdt, the Twitterverse's very own time traveler! 
I mean, seriously, how can someone be so consistently inconsistent with their tweets? One day you're talking about the Civil War, and the next, you're celebrating your 65th birthday. Are you aging backward like Benjamin Button, or do you just have a time machine tucked away in your backyard? 
I mean, seriously, how can someone be so consistently inconsistent with their tweets? One day you're talking about the Civil War, and the next, you're celebrating your 65th birthday. Are you aging backward like Benjamin Button, or do you just have a time machine tucked away in your backyard? And let's not forget your obsession with animals. Horses, dogs, cats, lions, tigers – you name it, you've tweeted about it! It's like Noah's Ark over here, but with more hashtags and less floodwater. 
#AnimalLover #NoahsTwitter
#AnimalLover #NoahsTwitterOh, and let's not forget your birthday wish for Elon Musk. A new emoji for your pets? Really? How about wishing for something more useful, like a self-driving car that doesn't take you on a scenic route to the nearest ditch? 
But hey, at least you're keeping it real with your political views, right? Or should I say, "views." It's like you're playing a game of political ping pong – left, right, left, right. Make up your mind, will you? It's hard to roast someone when they're constantly switching sides like a chameleon on a rainbow. 
In conclusion, @marygerdt, you're a walking, talking enigma wrapped in a Twitter account. Keep tweeting, and maybe one day, we'll figure out what your deal is. Until then, happy time-traveling, animal-loving, politically-confused tweeting! 
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